E1

Pilot

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

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E2

The Dance

Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.

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E3

Rules of the House

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

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E4

First Anniversary

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

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E5

Frank & Son

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

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E6

Pulling Together

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

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E7

Yo-Yo's Wedding

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

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E8

Just for Kicks

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

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E9

Into the Woods

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

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E10

Mixed Messages

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

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E11

A Day in the Life

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

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E12

The New Car

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

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E13

Getting Organized

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

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E14

Home Alone

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

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E15

Drive, He Said

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

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E16

Bully for Mark

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

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E17

The Boys in the Band

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

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E18

School Daze

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

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E19

Country Club

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

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E20

Daddy's Girl

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

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E21

He Wanted Wings

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

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E22

Beauty Contest

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.

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